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Who knew my house was located so close to the Mushroom Kingdom? After a heavy rain, the clouds broke for a bit and I took the dog outside for her morning walk. That’s when I stumbled upon this:

The mushroom that put the Super in Super Mario Bros.

Ok, so, I might have actually found it “growing” in my studio, and it might actually be made out of clay. But who cares about details? Speaking of details, this shroom stands 2 1/2 inches tall and weighs only 4.4 ounces. Good things do come in small packages.

So, are you feeling down, feeling small? Would you rather feel super, and tall?
This humble ‘shroom would hardly call itself super, but I will!

One bite of this fungus will make you humongous!
Before the blink of your eyes you’ll be twice your size.

Direct from the Mushroom Kingdom, this Super Mushroom is just what you need for breaking bricks with your fists and gaining enough strength to survive one direct attack on your person from goombas, koopa troopas and various other enemies. Mario was just another plumber from Brooklyn before he got his hands on one of these; think about what it could do for you. Take a bite, save the princess; you know you want to.

Warning: I would not actually eat this “mushroom” if I were you. Although made of non-toxic materials, it would be very bad for you and utterly devastating to the mushroom.